Late Night "What the $%#@?" Moment

Took this quiz on a whim. To be honest, I was going to take it and then make some witty remark about how we're conditioned to take these things by all the tests we've already taken. Then this result pops up:

You Are Likely A Forth Born

At your darkest moments, you feel angry. At work and school, you do best when your analyzing. When you love someone, you tend to be very giving. In friendship, you don't take the initiative in reaching out. Your ideal jobs are: factory jobs, comedy, and dentistry. You will leave your mark on the world with your own personal philosophy.

The Birth Order Predictor

First off, what the hell is a "forth" born? If it's supposed to be "fourth" born, the creator of the quiz misspelled it in several places within the code, not just once (though I'm not suggesting that the people who write these quizzes are evil genii or anything. After all, you'll notice they also used an incorrect possessive "your" where the contraction "you're" was the correct word.). Secondly, factory jobs, comedy, and dentistry?


I have a license for causing pain...

As I said, "What the $%#@?"

Slainte!

I would have thought German, given my passion for good beer, Volkswagens and Wagner. But that's not me, apparently:

Your Inner European is Irish!

Sprited and boisterous! You drink everyone under the table.

Who's Your Inner European?

Thankfully, I was at least aligned with great music and another European nationality known for their beer. By the way, those are not my legs in the picture.

"Hoc Est Meum Corpum" means "Hoc Est Meum Corpum!"

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You scored as Luther You are Martin Luther. You'll stick with the words of Scripture, and defend this with earthy expressions. You believe this is a necessary consequence of an orthodox Christology. You believe that the bread and wine are the Body and Blood of Christ, but aren't too sure about where he goes after the meal, and so you don't accept reservation of the Blessed Sacrament or Eucharistic devotions. Luther 88% Orthodox 63% Calvin 38% Catholic 31% Zwingli 13% Unitarian 0%

You scored as Sirius Black, You are a gifted wizard and very loyal to your allegiance. Whilst you have a big heart and care very much about those around you, you can be a little arrogant and reckless at times. Sirius Black 80% Albus Dumbledore 80% Harry Potter 75% Ron Weasley 70% Draco Malfoy 65% Remus Lupin 60% Hermione Granger 60% Ginny Weasley 45% Severus Snape 40% Lord Voldemort 15% created with QuizFarm.com

Monday Stuff: Phoenix

You Are a Phoenix

Driven and ambitious, you tend to acquire material success easily. You have grand schemes - both for your own life and for changing the whole world. You are a great leader, and you have no problem taking the reigns. However, you aren't all business. You also have great talents for performing and visual arts.

What Mythological Creature Are You?

Whew! Still a Lutheran...

You scored as Martin Luther, The daddy of the Reformation. You are opposed to any Catholic ideas of works-salvation and see the scriptures as being primarily authoritative. Martin Luther 93% Karl Barth 73% Jürgen Moltmann 73% Anselm 60% Jonathan Edwards 53% Friedrich Schleiermacher 53% John Calvin 47% Augustine 33% Paul Tillich 27% Charles Finney 20% Which theologian are you? created with QuizFarm.com

Seriously, more Schleiermacher and Edwards than Tillich? Bizarre...

mmmmmmm...latte.....

What Your Latte Says About You

You are very decadent in all aspects of your life. You never scale back, and you always live large. You are a very serious person. You don't have time for silly antics. Intense and energetic, you aren't completely happy unless you are bouncing off the walls. You're addicted to caffeine. There's no denying it. You are responsible, mature, and truly an adult. You're occasionally playful, but you find it hard to be carefree. You are deep and thoughtful, but you are never withdrawn.

What Does Your Latte Say About You?

Ooooh, World Traveler!

Thanks to Ross for this. By the way, small world getting smaller, Church Nerd, one of my camp friends recently tagged Ross, one of my seminary friends, for a meme. How funny is that?

Closing Out National Poetry Month

If they told you I'm mad, then they lied. I'm odd, but it isn't compulsive. I'm the triolet, bursting with pride; If they told you I'm mad, then they lied. No, it isn't obsessive. Now hide All the spoons or I might get convulsive. If they told you I'm mad then they lied. I'm odd, but it isn't compulsive. What Poetry Form Are You?

You’re Origen! You do nothing by half-measures. If you’re going to read the Bible, you want to read it in the original languages. If you’re going to teach, you’re going to reach as many souls as possible, through a proliferation of lectures and books. If you’re a guy and you’re going to fight for purity … well, you’d better hide the kitchen shears. Find out which Church Father you are at The Way of the Fathers!

Your Ecological Footprint

Wonder how you impact the planet? Take this quiz and find out. You might be surprised - we are a recycling, composting family and didn't do well at all.

You know the Bible 100%!

Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the events, the verses - you know it all! You are fantastic!

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Yes! Because the Bible is only about knowledge! Faith isn't important! It's really hard to be sarcastic on a weblog!

INFJ, and proud of it!

INFJ - "Author". Strong drive and enjoyment to help others. Complex personality. 1.5% of total population.

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I'm Giving Up Sloth for Lent

Your Deadly Sins

Sloth: 60%

Greed: 20%

Wrath: 20%

Envy: 0%

Gluttony: 0%

Lust: 0%

Pride: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%

You will die with your hand down your underwear, watching Star Trek.

How Sinful Are You?

I Prefer "Generously Orthodox," if you will...

You scored as Neo orthodox. You are neo-orthodox. You reject the human-centredness and scepticism of liberal theology, but neither do you go to the other extreme and make the Bible the central issue for faith. You believe that Christ is God's most important revelation to humanity, and the Trinity is hugely important in your theology. The Bible is also important because it points us to the revelation of Christ. You are influenced by Karl Barth and P T Forsyth. Neo orthodox 75% Emergent/Postmodern 68% Roman Catholic 57% Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan 54% Reformed Evangelical 43% Classical Liberal 32% Charismatic/Pentecostal 29% Modern Liberal 25% Fundamentalist 7% created with QuizFarm.com

Things 2 Do One-handed While Holding A Fussy Sleeping Baby

Scott Alan Johnson's Aliases

Your movie star name: Chips Harold Your fashion designer name is Scott Munich Your socialite name is Putzy Lincoln Your fly girl / guy name is S Joh Your detective name is Spider Wakefield Your barfly name is Chips Bulldog Your soap opera name is Alan Tumbleweed Your rock star name is Skor Viper Your Star Wars name is Scoike Johkel Your punk rock band name is The Content Obelisk

The Amazing Meganame Generator

Only 99%?

You are 99% Lutheran! This is most certainly true.

Nicely done! Martin would be proud of you! You may or may not have room for growth in understanding Lutheran terminology and culture. Good thing Salvation is by Grace and not by merit. We can add nothing to what God has done for us in Christ Jesus. But it never hurts to learn a little more about the church on earth. Thanks for taking the quiz!

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Or maybe a good voice for preaching...

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
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Apparently I need to stop moving so much...

Not a Heretic: WHOOPEE!

You scored as Chalcedon compliant. You are Chalcedon compliant. Congratulations, you're not a heretic. You believe that Jesus is truly God and truly man and like us in every respect, apart from sin. Officially approved in 451. Chalcedon compliant 100% Modalism 67% Nestorianism 67% Pelagianism 42% Apollanarian 33% Monophysitism 33% Monarchianism 17% Adoptionist 17% Arianism 0% Docetism 0% Donatism 0% Socinianism 0% Gnosticism 0% Albigensianism 0% Are you a heretic? created with QuizFarm.com